This is What We Talk About...: Sexy Wedding Gowns

We are attending a wedding this weekend and in honor of our friends that are getting hitched, we decided to honor their wedding by posting images of sexy wedding gowns/dresses. We have to say we would be surprised to see this Sunday's bride wearing any of these down the aisle! First of we start with what the inter webs say is a Russian Wedding...

Cleavage Wedding Gown - Russian Wedding

Which was replicated by this couple. With that kind of gown, the guests will surely remember what the bride wore on her wedding day!

Russian Couple - Cleavage Wedding Gown

Now we know you're thinking that you really want to attend a Russian Wedding don't you? No? Well this might give another reason to...

Sexy Wedding Gown

Getting there? Yeah we thought so too. But the next one will definitely blow you away!

Two Piece Wedding Gown

and from the back

Bikini Wedding Gown - Rear View

Put these together and you have...

Bikini Wedding Gown

If we mix the Cleavage Wedding Gown from the Russian Wedding to the Bikini or 2-Piece Wedding Gown, we have this...

Cleavage Bikini Wedding Gown

Of course there are the Las Vegas Weddings. Some internet sites call them Porn Star Weddings, but since we really have no idea whether they are Porn stars or not, we'll just call it a Las Vegas Wedding don't we?

Las Vegas/Porn Star Wedding Gown

Then again there are what we call "Designer" wedding gowns that seem classy and all. but then again only the very confident would be wearing these gowns down the aisle...

See-through Wedding Gown

That really looks good right? But only if you have her body! Or then again if you have this body, it is also worth a shot...

Lace Wedding Gown

Ok we understand, you have this body then?

See-thru Weddding Gown

No? Then you better think twice about wearing this Asian Designer Wedding Gown...

Topless Asian Wedding Gown

Of course there is also the celebrity wedding gown, as worn by the ever popular Mariah Carey...

Sexy Mariah Carey Wedding Gown

Another celebrity wedding gown that is really famous is the Material Girl, Madonna's Like a virgin gown.

Madonna's Like A Virgin Wedding Gown

Then there is also the Runway Model Wedding Dress which again should be considered only if you have the body of a Supermodel!

Supermodel Wedding Gown

Another runway supermodel wedding gown...

Supermodel Wedding Gown Wrap!

What about print models and TV celebrity wedding gowns look like? We'll wager the really hot ones would be considering this... imagine Eva Longoria...

TV/Celebrity (Eva Longoria?) Wedding Gown

Or maybe TV Celebrities and and Hosts prefer this?

Supermodel/TV Host (VJ?) Wedding Gown

This last one is our favorite. It something we would love to see in a future wedding we will be attending. Of course we are hoping it is someone really HOT! READ AND COMPREHEND: Tread lightly. It is hot if you have the body of a Brazilian Supermodel! And definitely not when you are pregnant!